twisted

2006-08-05T23:02:00.000+08:00

OOOH
SO THAT WAS THE PASSWORD
THANKS PHOA, YOU ARE THE MAN!

AND I SPROUTED MORE PIMPLES TODAY
LIKE MAGICAL BEANSTALKS
THAT MAKES ME SAD
AND ONLY CUTTING MY HAIR CAN MAKE ME HAPPY!
AND WHEN I CUT MY HAIR, I MAKE THE HAIRDRESSER HAPPY.
AND MY DAD WILL BE HAPPY COZ HE LIKES NOT SO LONG HAIR.
AND MY SIS WILL BE HAPPY COZ WE WON'T LOOK LIKE TWINS ANYMORE. OH ME TOO.
AND MY AUNT WILL BE HAPPY COZ I WONT LOOK SO MALNOURISHED.
AND MY NEIGHBOURS WILL BE HAPPY COZ I WONT MAKE THEIR DOG BARK LIKE MAD.
AND THE SCHOOL WILL BE HAPPY COZ I WILL STOP SHEDDING HAIR.

hence and thereof, everybody will be happy
(except for maybe my mom coz she'll have to fork out 10 bucks)
TADAA, a win-win situation!!
APPLAUSE!

2006-08-05T22:47:00.000+08:00

I CANT SEE WHAT IM TYPING
THE BLINKING THINSG IS MOVING BUT NOTHING IS APPWARING
WHAT THE HECK
AND I STILL CAN;T SEE WHAT I'M TYPING
pang sai man

2006-01-12T20:51:00.000+08:00

gosh it was pretty hard.
and i cried my eyes out
even my grandma, the strongest woman on earth, who had never shed a tear throughout the 3 days, wept
his only sister could barely cope
everyone was just crying and crying
it was just so sad
the crematorium was so bleak and when we sang his favourite song, everything was just so still
and it was really scary when the cremation took place. i could feel the ground shake due to the strength of the fire and there was this muffled explosion sound.
i was like, he is really gone now. i had expected him to recover and come back and be jovial all over again, like old times. but i guess not.

but what is comforting is that he accepted christ before
and he is at home now, with the Lord, in heaven, where he doesnt have to suffer anymore
and he looked really at peace...

i am gonna miss him. though i regret not having spent enough time with him, he was still that part of us.
yeah, i am gonna miss his santa-like hohos, his goofy grin whenever he mistook all our names,
his everything. This part of him will always stay with all of us, forever.
i wished he were still here though.

miss and love you always, grandpa...

2006-01-01T00:22:00.000+08:00

HO.
I DECIDED TO PUT UP STUFF.
AND THE STUPID TAGBOARD IS SCREWED AND I AM TOO LAZY TO GO PUT IT RIGHT SO IF LILY IS READING IT PLEASE HELP ME ADJUST IT THANK YOU.
HAPPY NEW YEAR ANYWAY!
and i so do not want to go back to school.
i'd rather loaf.
and watch teen titans!
booooooooo.
anything beats waking up at 5+ to STUDY. b-o-r-e.
swimming was hilarious.
that peiyi was clinging onto the wall for her life and pretending to float to look pro.
and giving me lousy lectures on doctor stuff. number 58.
HAHAHAha..ha?
and li wen says i swim freestyle the FLOUNDERING way.
and i cant float on my back withiut drowning therefore i am a loser (:
and her goggles has degree whilst mine doesnt.
pooh pooh. and its so cool and sinister looking haha.
was pouring like mad
and lousy pizza hut made us wait so long and charge us exhorbitant gst some more.
PANG SAI.
and we ran around like soaked assholes thanks to smarty den who led us the wrong way and i was hopping everywhere coz muddy lumpy water is gross.
gosh.
and i am bored.
and i dun wanna go to school.
and that stupid quashed ant in my screen is irritating the daylights outta me.
ARGH.
and i miss my cousins a lot.
funny.
I MISS YOU BAKAS YOU LOUSY LOT ((:

2005-11-19T20:05:00.000+08:00

back and BURNT
sis: you look like a suckling pig. HAHA.
me: whoa. thanks. show some sympathy, will ya?
sis: ok. POOR SUCKLING PIG. HAHAHAHAHAH.
show her some sense, the freak.

shopped like anything yesterday.
got my bag for 10.
got the racer for 10-HIGH 5 MICH!
dunno where the rest of the money went too but we cheated pizza hut of a few bucks. BWAHAHAHAH.
YOU SHOULD SEE THE DAMN BLUR NEWBIE WORKING THERE.
HAHAHAHAHA.
and we tried on like a hundred clothes.
OWOWOWOWOWOWOW.
PAIN. CARRIED MY MISERABLE TOTE LIKE A HAND BAG COZ APPARENTLY I WASNT AS SMART AS MICH AND GAIL WHO WORE EXTRA PADDING(jackets)
but they were melting niway. nyah x)
WHICH OBVIOUSLY FAILED MISERABLE SINCE IT FLOPPED EVERYWHERE.
and glo bought a cool blue top for 5!!! aiiii! cheap!
and li wen whined
and whined
and whined
shrugs
what's new? hoho. (she pointed out weird floaties in the extremely suspicious-looking vegetable summer soup anyway. pointers for that)
then li wen and glo had to leave.
then gail became a signpost for a while when everyone decided to get lost.
then headed to bugis.
WHERE DEN FINALLY GOT A BAG! CLAPS!
orchard was supposedly next. so we decided to be smart and take the train to marina bay.
then we walked quite aimlessly.
famous amos are good btw (:
and damn the shoes. i cant find decent looking ones at DECENT ENOUGH prices.
but ohwells.
it was FRUITFUL.
YAY.
WE NEED TO DO IT AGAIN SOMETIME.
AFTER I ROB A BANK.

and i dun wanna go s1 man. its gonna be soo strange.
plus the hools there are quite scary.
oh man.
i'm gonna miss everyone.
and i wanna go on a rampage and kill the freaks who gave us so much homework.
THEY DONT EVEN MARK IT SO WHATS THE POINTS.
EARLY DIE MAN!
(zhao si nan-direct translation of the ever famous jane dictionary)

2005-11-07T21:19:00.000+08:00

KOTA TINGGI TOMORROW
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
CANT WAIT CANT WAIT CANT WAIT
AND MAO MAO BOUGHT HER BAG-FINALLY
YAAAAAAY

i am becoming a fat senile sedentary cow.
i've got flab hanging all over me.
and i am still a pricey oil barrel.
i need to exercise BIG TIME.

and i've got like a million bags to lug to m'sia tml
and they are heavy
and big
bigger than me
and shucks, i look as ridiculous as a stick carrying a lion.
nvm
i shall go laugh at li wen tmr
i think her plight's like way worse than mine.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

wadeva
but i'm so excited
it's gonna be fun
it's gonna be cool!
YAY x)

2005-10-23T22:51:00.000+08:00

OH YABOOH
I HAVE THE FLU
I SNEEZE
ACHOO
hahahaha, isnt that cool? my very own poem!
and its way better than peiyi's look everywhere one. HAHA.
this is called optimism
coz i'm miserable. i am sick. therefore i am not happy. GEDDIT?
my freaking nose won't stop running and blocking.
my eyes cant stop tearing.
my throat is all scratchy and yucky.
eeyer.
and i am still short of like 2 million bucks for plastic surgery.
so yeah. be nice and gimme your money.
oh booh.
and the darn innovation crap tomorrow.
i shall drag myself to school tomorrow and be terribly grouchy.
and this is a dumb post and i am feeling dumb.
crap.
i shall sneeze until my bones break and i twist my neck and i droown the whole world in my spit.
DAMN THE PIMPLES.
oh dang, i will solemnly swear to cut off swearing and whining.
haha.
THIS IS A DIRECT POLITICAL CHALLENGE TO YOU MISSUS (:

2005-10-21T18:03:00.000+08:00

HAHAHAHAHAHA
RESULTS ARE OUT
HAHAHAHAHA
like shit.
dang man, its like so lousy
and i dun ever want to change classes
really
its like starting all over again
and its worse when all your bestest friends that you've known for like damn long are like gone
eeyer.
my grades are crapp. yeah, gosh, ever since last year its always been so crapp.
what's wrong man.
oh baaaaaaaah.
to hell with grades.

ONE MORE WEEK!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
WORSE THAN HELL.
THERE IS SO MUCH TO DO.
like the farewell gifts. dang. still stuck.
and i want to go out with everybody and do stuff with the bakas (:
i mean, like before we 'disperse' and stuff and stop keeping in touch
it's gonna turn out this way somehow or another
it always does when we are not in the same class anymore
sad ):
ohwells, THAT LIKE SUCKS
well
perk up, woman, 7 more days
use it before its gone
and i shall get down to serious business
no more xuan xuan. HAHAHA. LETS ROAST SOME CHICKEN, LILY.
AND WE WERE PART OF MICH'S VIDEO!
we were the calafares. HAHA. DARN FUNNY.
AND WE DID OUR MTV. TAKE ME OUT MICHELLE. HOOO!
AND YESSSSSS! DENISE AND MICH CAN GO TO KOTA TINGGI WITH US! WOOHOO!
AND I WANNA WEAR THE BAKA TEE. YAY.

pimple outbreak man. and my nose is peeling. DAMN. i will always look so freakish. yeah.
my ass of a face is so, so assy. hah, i want plastic surgery.

i guess that's that. and yeah, i reckon i'd settle for double science.
i mean.
i'm actually shocked my mum didn't kill me for not going to combined stream.
she thinks i'll go hang myself or something like that. like i dare.
argh.
and pretear is freaking sweet and i miss a lot of things now. hohohoohoho.
and i have to start working on my resolutions. HAHA. LAST YEARS'.

heyheyhey.
easy, woman.
i didn't mean it that way so chill out kay.
i really really was not dissing you or anything.
i guess it was coz i was like mad about some stuff and things aren't going well for me either.
i'm sorry okay, i never meant it.
SORRY DARLING.
I WILL NEVER HATE YOU
I'M SORRY AND THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN ):
okay?
i'm really sorry if i ever hurt your feelings.
this is dumb. i am dumb. and crappy and shitty and stupid and lousy and idiotic and freakish.
i will never never pull anyone into personal stuff.
i will not hate anyone else and be mean.
i will not throw away friendship for some lou yah stuff.
yepp. and why's that?

coz i absolutely refuse.
(HAHA PARDON ME SU DONG)

2005-10-19T22:19:00.000+08:00

sometimes you can be nice when you are nice
but yeah, you get on my nerves like anything when
you try too hard for attention and stuff
it's a lil nervy
i mean
like i know you long
everything you do is really not you
really
sorry

2005-10-19T17:17:00.000+08:00

SCHOOL'S PRETTY COOL.
i mean, it ain't that bad compared to the two days of pure hell.
like. standing around. walking. toliet-hiding. standing around some more. like. B-O-R-E-D.
hahaha
and NOW, we are BROKE.
and PENNILESS
and we cannot claim taxi fare coz ms tay is always hiding from us.
the camp was like shit
like, i got a severe sun burn and look like
1. roast chicken 2. barbarian 3. CHAO TAH
and the worse thing is that the tans is so patchy
my nose and forehead and lower limbs are FRIED
ONLY
I LOOK LIKE A FREAK THANK YOU.
and the facilitators (them, not us) were like ZERO DEGREES
yan ting's WOOH! guy was pretty nice
jureetha or however you spell it was like the nicest
she was so not-as-unnice-as-the-others and was like the friendliest there
we appreciate it, thankew (:
YEAH. THAT'S ALL.
coz the rest were horrible
check out ever-pissed looking na**ra
bah her, unfriendly to the core
AND IT WAS SO SIAN AND DID I MENTION THAT THE FUNNEST THING WE EVER DID WAS TO GUARD THE BAGS?
AND DID I MENTION HOW BORING AND FUTILE FISHING WAS?
AND HOW DRAGON BOATING WAS QUITE DEAD ? (we sat on the edge of the boat and rocked and hey pronto, we were suddenly expert capsize drill ppl)
hah.
oh heck.
its over (thank god. i can kiss the ground)
and i can do some stuff
like think of the farewell gifts
crap
dunno what to do and i have like 20+ to make.
YIKES
1 WEEEK LEFT!
AAAAAAH!
GIMME C2 BACK!

2005-10-13T21:37:00.000+08:00

I WALK LIKE AN AMPUTATED ASS WITH HEELS.
I LOOK INDECENT IN MY SHIRT.
AND I LIKE MICH'S SANDALS.
AND WE GOT DISSED BY SHITTY COLLEGE PPL.

BUT

WE GOT OUR SHIRTS
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH (:

changed like a billion times at the queensway macs.
embarrassing.
we looked like suspicious shoplifters.
so to save face.
pei yi and i bought ice cream cones.
50cents. CHEAPSKATE.
then the printing lady tried to cheat our feelings. but we still printed.
MICHELLE WAS DESPERATE AND WANTED TO STEAL STICKER PAPER FROM THE PRINTING SHOP. SHE WANTED TO STUFF IN UP HER SHIRT AND RUN AWAY. THEN THERE CAME A TROLLEY-LOAD AND SHE WENT GAH GAH. FREAK.
and we bought freaking cheap earrings at beadstreet.
and so i went home, squashed flat on the bus tween lily and the sleeping fat man on my left. that was after i got bitten by a mosquito that was 1.5 cm long. and li wen did not have repellent. ho.

YESTERDAY WAS FUNNY HAHA.
NO ONE WEARS HOME MADE LOUSY QUALITY FLY AWAY MASKS THAT WAS SCOTCH TAPED TOGETHER IN PUBLIC.
NO ONE JOGS WITH TOWELS ROUND THEIR FACES IN PUBLIC.
NO ONE.
but me.
oh gosh, muitithi. HAHAHAHAHA. PEIYI SCREAMED BLOODY MURDER WHEN I TURNED AROUND. AND LI WEN LUGS A SURVIVAL KIT WITH HER WHEREVER SHE GOES. AND PEI YI IS FREAKING OBSESSED WITH HER HAIR. AND I LIKE PETE.
PETE.
HE IS A :

homemade kite made from trashy paper with a hole poked thru it and scotch tape to make the string with the word PETE written all over it. and this was our toy for the 6 terribly deprived people in west coast. AMUSING FOR PETE'S SAKE.

then we filmed our low budget movie that is so low that we had to manually do props eg. scrape the leaves and make diamond holes.

and it was freakin malu when we scaled the spider web thing.
SCALED MY ASS.
peiyi, me, lily-ARE SHI BAI ZHES
we clung to the net and screamed for our lives while the 3 other tai tais just shimmied up and down. and the flying thing was so burning hot i burnt my butt. my slippers leaked.
THERE. THE STUFF THAT HAPPENED AT WEST COAST YESTERDAY. BLOODY FUN (:
and i should stop whining coz peiyi has found a new way to excuse herself from whining.
"my hair is kiao and messy......oh my gosh....my fringe....AND I AM NOT WHINING BY THE WAY."
that is such a lau yah zhao you poot face.

2005-08-17T22:07:00.000+08:00

TO: PEI YI
UH HUH
I THINK YOUR IDOL'S COOL
UH HUH
SO I SHALL SUPPORT HIM
((:
ALL THE BEST THEN,

darn
not supposed to even go online....
BUT HECK
HO

2005-08-15T21:22:00.000+08:00

MY MUM IS QUARRELING WITH
MY SIS OVER SCIENCE AGAIN
OH SHEEESH

i so flunked my chinese test
shit
and gosh, i cant even finish
the freaking histroy paper
pooh

whatever
dnt on wed
POOH

and yes, pei yi is a genius
hoho
here
THANKS DARLING
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW
((:

2005-08-12T17:46:00.000+08:00

LILY YOU RUBBISH BAKA
BUT HOHO
I LOVE LILY TOO
(:

2005-08-12T17:36:00.000+08:00

HI EVERYONE!!!
JANE'S BACK!!

AND I LOVE LILY SO MUCH!!
COZ SHE ROCKS SO MUCH
HOHO.

-lilythegreat((:

2005-08-12T17:35:00.000+08:00

MUD PIE IS GOOD
OOOOH ((:
went to qiao yi's mum's ice cream shop
waaay cool
pei yi and i were damn worried about calories
so
we
jogged
on
the spot
for
1
minute
and decided
we
were healthy enough
((:
yay, we are pathetic

then we walked around, serene cEntre's kinda fun
just small
and we oogled like shit at the toys
sniff
i remember those barbies and lego
SNIFF

but i put back more calories,
when i decided to have a float
and took the long bus ride
and felt pukish
and pei yi was bus sick
she looked like she was gonna be in labour
HOHOHO

ANDQIAOYICOULDNOTOPENTHECAPOFTHECOKESWEETANDNEITHERCOULDI
SOGLORIACAMETOTHERESCUEANDRIPPEDOUTTHEPLASTIC

ANDQIAOTISCREWEDIT

HAHA

WHENSHEWASSUPPOSEDTOPOPIT

ANDSOSHEDROPPEDONEONTHEFLOOR

ANLITTERBUGJIELINGSTEPPEDONIT

ANDSHESAID
thats a cola sweet.
-squashes it evilly-
and now you get cola powder. IM A GENIUS.
ho
that freak too (:

so i'll slack
screwed up all my tests already
history left
in zero mood to study
so yeah

bah

2005-07-26T21:16:00.000+08:00

HAHAHAHHAHAHA
PBL TODAAY WAS NOT TOO BAD
OUR ADVERT WAS COOL ((:

and shit it.
i am stupid.
car.
bang.
on the road.
rain.
scrape.
broken umbrella.
scratched knees.
I AM STUPID.

oh wells, dunno how much longer i can hide that
it's gonna be out sooner or later....
oh heck
and im soo gonna fail the maths test tml
indices hopeless it is
PHOOEY
and my leg;s numb knee down
the joints hurt
the scrape's like ouch
my life's jinxed
i shall accept that

AND YES
I NOW KNOW
I HAVE THE BEST FRIENDS IN THE WORLD
THEY WERE LIKE SOO WAY NICE ((:
lily! you sweetie ah mah!!
michelle, pei yi, gail, denise, chee shan, gloria, qiao yi, su po dong
((:
LUV LUV DARLINGS <3

so there
i shall continue hurting
poooh

2005-07-25T21:22:00.000+08:00

AAAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
PBL PRESENTATION TOMORROW
AAIEEEE
SCREAM
SCREAM
PULLS OUT HAIR
SCREWED BABY
WE ARE SO SCREWED

and ashy is so waaay cool (:
yo jlo

gosh, lily's product;s damn good
mich's one too
yikes
-looks at theirs-
-looks at mine-
SIGH
qiao yi's good lah, so's her daddy ((:

hoho
so yay
we shall screw this
we hardly practised
yay

god, i shall stay up....
YET AGAIN
and why am i doing everything???
oh shoot
i suck so much as a freaking lousy leader
):
not
happy

pbl tml
wish us luck

AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

2005-07-24T20:15:00.000+08:00

HAHAHAHAHA
SO I CHANGED MY SKIN
HAHAHAHA
AND I LIKE IT (but its too pink)
AND HAHAHAHA
I LOST MY TAGBOARD
((:

paid a surprise visit to michelle's house
x)
she was like, OHMYGOSH
hohohoh
that major baka
hoooo
yikes
gotta go do pbl now
so ta
HAHAHAHA

2005-07-23T22:01:00.000+08:00

OH GOSH
HAVENT BLOGGED IN LIKE AGES?
AND I SHALL USE CAPS COZ I AM BLOODY FUSTRATED
SO THERE

PBL PRESENTATION'S ON TUE
WEB-UNFINISHED
REHEARSELS-UNFINISHED
SCRIPT-UNCOMPLETED
PROPS-UNSTARTED
GRP NO.-WAAAY UNKNOWN

ME-STRESSED
US-SCREWED
):
NOT GOOD
NOT GOOD AT ALL.

oh freak
stupid projects shall not ruin my life
hurh

and speech day was sorta fun
performance was okay (:
and i realise
how
bitchy
and
unrespectful
the
sec 1
class
in
front
of
us
was.

gosh, they can all go kiss my ass
'eeee, i hope they fall, then soooo farni!!'
and when we told then to move a lil so we can run out
a stupid woman said
'aiyah, they can go out from there. DUN CARE'
and that freaking fat woman wearing a miniskirt was stuffing her face
sheeeeeeeeeeeesh

freaks.

hohoho
and syf was cool ((:
gosh, worried like hell over the torch
never practised wif it before
but it was okay

and i can believe i spent 5 bucks on
fishballs
pasta &
bubble tea.
cheat my money.

AND I AM SOOOO FUSTRATED AND STRESSED I DREAMT THAT PEI YI MURDERED S/O
WAAAY IMPOSSIBLE
CUZ SHE IS PETRIFIED ABOUT ALMOST EVERYTHING x)

okay
someone should save me
now

really

2005-07-10T19:46:00.000+08:00

AND WHY THE HELL IS THE STUPID RUBBISH CRAPPY SHITTY IDIOTIC
FREAKING FLASH SO LAGGGGGYYYYYYYYYY???
GOSH
THIS IS A BAD BAD DAY
NOTHING IS GOING RIGHT
SO LET ME DIE IN PEACE
SO THERE

2005-07-10T19:35:00.000+08:00

PEI YI IS A WHOLE LOAD OF CRAP
SHE MADE ME LOOK THROUGH A MILLION URLS
MADE ME SPEND LIKE 10 HOURS DOING THAT RUBBISH
MY EYES WERE LIKE DISINTEGRATING
THEN SHE SAID:
i found it.

THE DESCRIPTIONS DID NOT EVEN FIT
HER RUBBISH COLLEGE THING
AND THE WORSE THING-
SHE DID NOT EVEN SEND IT TO ME YOU FREAKING SHITTY BAKA
AND THEN
SHE SAID:
i dun wan it anymore.

I SMASHED MY TABLET
BROKE THE CHAIRS
RIPPED OUT HAIR
THREW POTS AND PANS

THEN SHE SAID:
watta bout this
niceee?

OH GOSH
WAD DID I DO TO DESERVE SUCH TREATMENT
I SHALL GO PRAY AND REPENT AND CONFESS

pei yi you can go die girl

and yepp
new creations' cool.
the sermons were fun.
the worship was waaay good.
hohoho
i like that place.
cept for the queues...
HAHAHA
THANKS GAIL AND MRS LIM ((:

-glares at chen pui yi or watsits your name is-

2005-07-09T21:30:00.000+08:00

ohheck
ohheck
ohheck
i hardlydida thing today...HECK

oh gosh
pblwaslikefun
helloo
and
modelling
for
cabbage-like kneepadsare waaay embarrassing
YESH
THE WINDOW MAN WAS LIKE STARINGAT ME
AND WORSE
I WAS WEARING A GREEN SHIRT
AND SITTING ON A GREEN FLOOR
HAHAHAHAHA
3-IN-1 CABBAGE CAN (:
hohoho
and ersie the smart
found a much cooler way to do her animation w/o flash
hahahaha
yesh
it's cool
-thumbs up-
and we have statistics and the web
that's all
and rehearsels next friday
whew
wrapping itup soon
and yay
i am going to gail's church tml
new creation
cool

hoho
and i amsnacking on fries ice cream sushi
fat-loaded or WHAT
hohoho
WHO CARES
MY DAD SAYS FOR EVERY KILOI GAIN
HE BRIBES ME WITH TEN BUCKS
AND UH-UH
THATS LIKE NO EASY MONEY
COZ I AVE A SUPER HIGH META RATE
hohohoho
so WOE TO YOU
AND ME
SOTHERE
THIS BLOG ISNT SO DEAD AFTER ALL(((:

2005-07-06T17:50:00.000+08:00

oh yikes
i posted this twice
wad rubbish

2005-07-06T17:43:00.000+08:00

oh hohohohoho
maths test was okay
know the scrollbar
AND NO MASS RUN TOMORROW
HAHAH
LIFE IS GOOD SOMETIMES

oh goodness
we were like retarded in the morning
i swapped bags and specs with pei yi
even wore her wai pi
and laughed like shit when we entered the classroom
like freaks
hahahahaha
OH GOSH
AND PEI YI'S WINDBREAKER IS LIKE SO SO HOT
AS IN NOT HOT
THE HOT HOT
YAH
AND I WAS SWEATING LIKE CRAP
hooo
wonder how she lives with it

JANE HEREBY SOLEMNLY SWEARS THAT SHE WILL FINISH UP
THE WEB BY THIS WEEKEND
AND LILY SHOULD GO AND DIE
thanks for drawing all over me with that freaking red marker, woman

AND I SHOULD STOP BINGING
IT'S UNHEALTHY
HA (:

2005-07-05T20:03:00.000+08:00

argh
2 more weeks
yikes.

oh gosh
i should just quit whining
bleah

ohwells
we were supposed to watch some episodes of the yugi thing
and we spent like 10 hours figuring out how forward to the 3rd one....
pei yi: hurry up lah
su li wen: wah lau, this thing doesnt work one
lily: -slept on the table-
1/2 hour later...
me: i think it's the next cd
pei yi: no. i am bloody sure there are 2 episodes per cd.
lily:-sleeping on the table-
45 minutes later...
-gloria comes over to help-
-plonks her ass on my seat and leaves me standing-

glo: BAKAS. IT'S THE NEXT CD
US: GLARE GLARE GLARE AT THE TPY WOMAN WHO HIDES HER FACE IN HER FREAKING WAI PI(WINDBREAKER)
lily: hoa gan dong (siao woman)

oh wadeva
then i went to shut my com down and when i returned
-lily pulls the chair and plonks down leaving me standing-
BANG SAI LAH
HOHOHOHO
BUT SHE HAD A CONSCIENCE AND STOOD UP
AND SHE TOLD HER SISTER TO GO PRAY FOR FORGIVENESS WHEN SHE FOUND 7 BUCKS IN THE LOO AND WENT TO BUY A BURGER
HAHAHA

oh gosh
and we nearly died
the pavement was blocked
so we ran along the road and screamed like freaks
AND THERE WERE NO CARS (MALUU)
AND THE BLANGADESHI WAS LIKE SCOLDING US
#3 MALOO THING OF THE WEEK
hohohohohoho

oh shoot
i shall go do flash
AGAIN
AND THERE IS A STUPID MATHS TEST TML
SHOOOOOOOOOT

haha,
and fiona and samantha are retards
hohhohoho (:
were trying to disguise themselves as drawing block
HAHAHA
there. the end.

THERE. I BLOGGED.
I ACCEPT LIME JUICES
AND NO LIMES
SO DUN TRY TO CHEAT MY FEELINGS WOMAN.
(((:

2005-07-04T21:48:00.000+08:00

oh pretty shit
i like only finished 2 pathetic rubbish webpages out of 20
goooooooooooosh
i had a humongous hell of a time doing those two
...............
18??!!!
oh gosh
i shall die
i shall die
i swear i'll die

and my sis bought her sandals instead of my supposed heels
turned out they kinda looked like rubbery junk
POOH
CHEAT MY FEELINGS
ohwells
help
help
help
HEELLPP

freak the stupid crappy lousy shitty idiotic
flash

2005-07-02T23:41:00.000+08:00

JANE STRONLGY ADVISES ANYONE AGAINST ASKING LILY FOR DIRECTIONS
JSAAAALFD
hahahaha
beat that, peiyi
it's longer than wellwob (:

the wedding was kinda fun
first church wedding
oh gosh
but we looked like freaks man
yanking the cushy thing up and down
oh gosh
WE WERE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO KNEEL CAN
AND LILY LAUGHED

hoho
check out pei yi's outfit
sooooo damn feminine
quite pretty (you owe me for this)
the top was nice
the denims were nicer
and so were those cool heels
but then
when the mouth opened
"WAH LAU I TELL YOU I DIN EVEN HAVE TIME TO COMB MY HAIR THIS MORNING CAN.
SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THE BLOODY HEELS.
and
BANG WO NA!"
yepp -nods-
that is definitely her
haha
and mich looked like she was the one getting married
purple man
like, seriously
her bra wasnt spared either

so
with the map in hand
we
we
we
um
...
.....
......

got lost.
hoho
we din know what bus to take
so we cabbed there

the wedding was like so solemn
but was kinda sweet lah
then we ate a million eclaires

a long story cut short:
and decided to go to J8
and decided to follow lily
and walked a million miles
and pei yi was paranoid bout breaking her heel (the way she broke her glasses) -grins-
and lily had blisters, so we xchanged shoes for a while
and mich and denise just sorta disappeared (we were s l o w)
and i got my back totally dislocated by li wen (i will so get you for that)
and gail was just laughing herself silly over absolutely nuttin
and gloria must have been embarrassed by us the shitty bakas

gosh
WE ARE SO NOT CALLED THE BAKAS FOR NOTHING MAN
HUMONNGOUS GONGS

then we shopped
tried on this plaid skirt
was too big
so i folded it at the sides
and it dropped again
ohman
i needa gain weight like seriously
or i shall have to stick to baby clothes all my life
hoooo

went for crappy tuition
bleah
then went to shop
my mum thought a tube was a skirt
and she held it up ahainst me and said
IT'S NOT BAD
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
EMBARRASSING
AND WE LAUGHED LIKE HELL
SO THERE
HAHAHAHA

gosh
it's 12:05
i am not even close to finishing the webpage
gosh
i was not supposed to blog either
yikes
shit
dang

oh and by the way

FLASH SUCKS

2005-06-28T21:53:00.000+08:00

hoho
this blog has so been ditched

oh heck
HAHAHAHAHA
I GOT THE HANG OF FLASH
THATS GOOD ((:
THANKEWS LADY WONG QIAO YI
AND YES I OWE YOU A DRINK
AND NO I DONT OWE YOU A BUTLER AND LIMO
YOU CAN GET PEIYI TO BE THE BUTLER
LILY TO BE THE LIMO
NO CHARGE
ABSOLUTELY FREE
A PACKAGE
but peiyi will most probably break the car
and lily woUld most probably crash
so duh, lime juice is safer ((:
hohohhoho
yuk
school
new teachers ):
and i NEVER had good impressions of people in animal skin printed clothing
dnt tomorrow
phooey
i prefer homec
WE GET TO EAT
HAHAHA
AND LAUGH AT PEI YI
((:
i shall stop insulting the dear african president
hohoh
so there

and yes you are different but it is not so terribly
drastically, seriously, big kinda thing
so chill lah

there, i've blogged
...
...
...
...
...
finally
DONE (:

2005-06-24T21:47:00.001+08:00

my room has been invaded by ants
again
what the crap
i shall move out tonight
hohohoho

ohwells
i am gonna miss the bbq on sat
AND I MISS EVERYONE IN ASEAN SO MUCH

oh gosh
SCHOOL IS STARTING IN LIKE 2 DAYS
PBL IS SCREWED
FLASH LIKE SUCKS
I LOST ALL MY TEXTBOOKS AND HOMEWORK
I
AM
SCREWED.
TOTALLY

WOE TO ME

dance was fun
stilts were fun
AHAHAHHA
SO PATHETIC
I WAS SCREAMING FOR MY LIFE MAN
and pei yi fell on her unprotected arse
actually
she did another like million maluating things
yesh
hoho
pei yi will always be pei yi ((:

i shall go worry about flash tomorrow
oh whatever

idiot ants

2005-06-19T22:05:00.000+08:00

i ran 5 whole rounds of tiong bahru park this morn ((:
stopped twice to tie up freaking laces
went to the hawker centre for bfast
gosh
was like so pukish
hoho
i know
THAT IS SO PATHETIC
ohwells
i can never run on empty stomachs i guess
poooh
BUT ALL THAT RUNNING AND SWEATING WAS LIKE SO WASTED
GOSH
I REFILLED AT THE HAWKER CENTRE AND AT HOME
sheeeeeesh

then went to church
worship was okay
yadadadadadada
OH YAH
i actually changed my earrings today
hohoh
maroon's nice (:
oh wadeva
then went home
then went shopping
then went home
what a terribly booring day
what a terribly lame entry
and i am sick of blogging
wat a waste of time

hoho

a very long story

2005-06-17T20:16:00.000+08:00

HOHOHOO
CLASS GATHERINGS ARE FUN
only if you want them to be....

we like went late coz it was pouring
gosh
like NO SUN
SO I COUDNT GET A TAN
boosh
then we rented bikes (:
cycling is such a good workout
AND FUN
hahaha
legs were breaking by the time i finished
and, i lost qian and lily
and they thought i got kidnapped
HAHHAHAHAHAH
oh wells
and my shirt and bag were like muddy
then we went to the beach
AND GOODNESS DOES PASIR RIS'S SHORE SUCK
was so terribly horribly coarse
yukyuk
and we got wet
AND TERRIBLY SANDY
and the tragic thing happened
QIAN YING CUT HER FEET AGAINST SOMETHING IN THE WATER
REAL BAD
ouch
and she was damn brave
hardly batted an eyelid while lily and i were practically
screaming when she just plucked off the skin
HOHO-PATHETIC
we played murderer a hundred times
was lame man (eep, sorry laine (:)
WE WERE LIKE THE MOST UNPROFESSIONAL PLAYERS MAN
so we played captains ball
it was like the most distorted captains ball game ever
SERIOUSLY
SO WE, THE PITIFUL PEOPLE AGAINST LIKE 5 PEOPLE TWICE OUR SIZE DECIDED
DO SOMETHING ABOUT OUR EXTREME PATHETICNESS
WE CHEATED
HAHAHAHAH
AS IN CHEATED CHEATED
ALL THE WAY
and someone got his glasses knocked off acidentally
and he like beat up the knock-your-glasses-off person
gosh
poor puay leng
hohohoh
but she is damn fierce i tell you
F I E R C E
hohohohoho
then we just lazed around the beach
then the guys left in utmost boredom
and we lazed somemore
somemore
somemore
then mark chng and his useless friend aggravated lily while she was sleeping
NOT GOOD
she gave them a good whacking-haha, chased them to hell knows where
losers (:
then we got sick of pretending to sun tan
and we picked shells
and picked and picked
then lily came back after a loooong time
and we ate ICE CREAM
HAHAHAHA (pigs)
then we went home so lily could celebrate her sis bdae
and we were wet
left like a million butt prints everywhere
hahaha, downright embarrassing
oh wells
whoo, real pooped now
BUT IT WAS FUN
HAHAHAHAH
LET'S HAVE ANOTHER ONE
-hinthint lily-
((:

2005-06-14T19:56:00.000+08:00

I HAVE A FREAK FOR A YOUNGER SIS
i swear one day i'll just strangle her
gosh
nervy idiot
makesmesosick
like, quit sucking up
irritant
bleah

gosh
and i do realise
I HAVE BEEN PLAYING MY HOLS AWAY
I AM SCREWED
pbl is really freaking me now
godgodgodgodgod
no more procrastinating
but that's wad i said at the start of june
POOOOOOOOOOH
THIS SOOOO SUCKS

oh, CLASS GATHERING THIS FRI
HOHOHOHOHOO
at the beach
more fun ((:
more play ((:
play-
again
i
am
procrastinating

pooh

blah

dang :/

2005-06-13T19:38:00.000+08:00

today's pbl was extremely unproductive
gail can agree with that
hoho
gosh
we like ruined the knee pad
the piece of cloth
and the glue gun was pretty screwed too
supposed to finish ppt and product
we finished like NONE

saw my aunt at her shop (:
tried on shoes at those cheapo stores (:
looked at aquariums before gail freaked out over a dying fish (:
spent years in some book rental shop looking for stuff that never existed (:
bought munchies to snack on (:
then we bought our foam padding
LIKE FINALLY
WE ARE DISTRACTED LOU YAH PEOPLE MAN ((:
the rental shop's a bad place
the auntie ignored us
and while i was bending down to check out stuff
I HIT MY ASS ON THE CORNER OF SOME STUPID WOODEN STOOL
SOME FREAK PUT BEHIND ME
the shop was puny man
now my butt is like dented
AND WAD DID GAIL DO-LAUGH
that gong
hoho, our pbl is screwed anyway, no harm done if we screw it a little bit more (:

and i am sooo not anorexic, thank you
piiish

2005-06-12T11:18:00.000+08:00

it's a sunday
HAISH
needa go church later
HAISH
dread
dread
dread...

2005-06-11T19:23:00.000+08:00

WHOOOOOOOOOO!
IT'S LIKE FINALLY OVER!
HOHO, IT WAS DAMN FUN AND
DAMN MALOOATING BUT WHO CARES?
wheew
it was like soooo nervy man
was quite pathetic but we had LOTSA fun !
dashed in and out of cine, retarded OR WAD.
and yan ting and lily were like at
the shoe shop and messed up the floor
picky people (:
i saw this nice plaid one but no size-POOH
AND EASY-TO-CHEAT MR CHEW PAID LIKE
MORE THAN HALF FOR OUR BEACH FLOPS
HOHO-THANKS!!
yerp
went shopping after that
gosh, we are like super bargain hunters man
flops-$3
belt-$7.90
earrings-$2.90
lunch was a treat from nice nice persis at pasta mania
yuk
dun EVER try to try creamy chicken pasta
they were like taking pictures of our puky faces
yepp
LOOKING FORWARD TO THE NEXT GATHERING (:
AND TO THE BARBEQUE AT NICE ELISA'S HOUSE (:

THANKS NISHA AND THE NJ GIRL (forgot her name-whoops) FOR MAKE UP
THANKS PERSIS AND ELISA FOR ALL THE TREATS AND CAKES
THANKS MR CHEW FOR SPONSORING OUR SPREE PLUS FREE DRINKS
AND LILY EDLYN YANTING JOANNE FIONA SUKEERTHI AND ZURIEL:
I LURVE YOU GUYS SOOO MUCH ((:
ROCK ON BABEEEES!

haha, luv you all!

2005-06-10T16:57:00.000+08:00

woke up damn early but left late
hoho, left lily waiting...sorry bout that, fellow baka (:
and this was dumb
WE MISSED OUR FREAKING STOP
and lily was practically gong-ing while i
talked to fiona on the phone....
oh gosh, and i never thought that carrying pails
in mrts could be soooo truamatising
embarrassing man, looked like a toilet cleaner
and then we had our usual run-through....
WHEN THE STUPID PERSON-IN-CHARGE
JUST BARGED IN AND THREW US OUT LIKE
WHO-KNOWS-WHAT
FREAKING GONGS, NEVER EVEN USED THE
STAGE WHEN WE LEFT.....WHAT SHITS
haha, it was too hot anyway...
then we went back to school
then we took over the hall
THEN WE WERE THROWNOUT, AGAIN
so we decided to check out the mpr
and some other students decided to do the same
AND WE WERE YET AGAIN THROWN OUT W/O
EVEN ENTERING THE ROOM-POOOOH
we got the stw, like finally

sheeeeeeeeesh, carried the pail back home, AGAIN
gosh, the embarrassment of it all....

the baby bird my sis rescued a few days ago died
peacefully(notreally,itwaslikehyperventilating)
today
at 4.50pm
*sniffle*

2005-06-09T20:20:00.000+08:00

HELLO JANE!
YR BLOG'S DONE!
THANK LILY THE GREAT
-LILY*

2005-06-09T13:32:00.000+08:00

HOHO, THIS IS MY NEW BLOG AND I WILL MOST PROBABLY ABANDON IT IN TWO DAYS SO POOOOH

the usual bunch of freaks came over and i SWEAR that chen pei yi is banned from coming to my house...EVER, HAHA, THESE ARE THE ACCIDENTS SHE CAUSED
1. pushed me flat against the lift door when she freaked out in the dark lift
2. spilled all her soup all over the table
3. ripped out the head part of my chair
4. almost collapsed my beds
5. MESSED UP MY MESSY ROOM
right, haha, she is a walking disaster and now she's
got hair all over my floor...

boo, made like a million home-made cheapo super budget mtvs using poor glo's hp..
god can we sing momo
100% were way off key
looked like a bunch of dancing aunties
lousily coordinated...HAHAHAHA, SUPER IDIOTIC
BOO.GLO HERE.I WAS THE CAMERA WOMAN. NOT THE DANCING IDIOTS!!!

oh yah, whatever happened to the chinese project?
gloria: its sumwhere over the rainbow (lame pok)
lily: i am a full-fledged baka, take note of that man
li wen and peiyi: crazed toods

kay, we soooo wasted the entire day, blahh hahahahaha, BOOOOO