SPLASH

Saturday, August 05, 2006

OOOH
SO THAT WAS THE PASSWORD
THANKS PHOA, YOU ARE THE MAN!

AND I SPROUTED MORE PIMPLES TODAY
LIKE MAGICAL BEANSTALKS
THAT MAKES ME SAD
AND ONLY CUTTING MY HAIR CAN MAKE ME HAPPY!
AND WHEN I CUT MY HAIR, I MAKE THE HAIRDRESSER HAPPY.
AND MY DAD WILL BE HAPPY COZ HE LIKES NOT SO LONG HAIR.
AND MY SIS WILL BE HAPPY COZ WE WON'T LOOK LIKE TWINS ANYMORE. OH ME TOO.
AND MY AUNT WILL BE HAPPY COZ I WONT LOOK SO MALNOURISHED.
AND MY NEIGHBOURS WILL BE HAPPY COZ I WONT MAKE THEIR DOG BARK LIKE MAD.
AND THE SCHOOL WILL BE HAPPY COZ I WILL STOP SHEDDING HAIR.

hence and thereof, everybody will be happy
(except for maybe my mom coz she'll have to fork out 10 bucks)
TADAA, a win-win situation!!
APPLAUSE!

COUNTRY ROAD8/05/2006 11:02:00 PM

I CANT SEE WHAT IM TYPING
THE BLINKING THINSG IS MOVING BUT NOTHING IS APPWARING
WHAT THE HECK
AND I STILL CAN;T SEE WHAT I'M TYPING
pang sai man

COUNTRY ROAD8/05/2006 10:47:00 PM

Thursday, January 12, 2006

gosh it was pretty hard.
and i cried my eyes out
even my grandma, the strongest woman on earth, who had never shed a tear throughout the 3 days, wept
his only sister could barely cope
everyone was just crying and crying
it was just so sad
the crematorium was so bleak and when we sang his favourite song, everything was just so still
and it was really scary when the cremation took place. i could feel the ground shake due to the strength of the fire and there was this muffled explosion sound.
i was like, he is really gone now. i had expected him to recover and come back and be jovial all over again, like old times. but i guess not.

but what is comforting is that he accepted christ before
and he is at home now, with the Lord, in heaven, where he doesnt have to suffer anymore
and he looked really at peace...

i am gonna miss him. though i regret not having spent enough time with him, he was still that part of us.
yeah, i am gonna miss his santa-like hohos, his goofy grin whenever he mistook all our names,
his everything. This part of him will always stay with all of us, forever.
i wished he were still here though.

miss and love you always, grandpa...

COUNTRY ROAD1/12/2006 08:51:00 PM

Sunday, January 01, 2006

HO.
I DECIDED TO PUT UP STUFF.
AND THE STUPID TAGBOARD IS SCREWED AND I AM TOO LAZY TO GO PUT IT RIGHT SO IF LILY IS READING IT PLEASE HELP ME ADJUST IT THANK YOU.
HAPPY NEW YEAR ANYWAY!
and i so do not want to go back to school.
i'd rather loaf.
and watch teen titans!
booooooooo.
anything beats waking up at 5+ to STUDY. b-o-r-e.
swimming was hilarious.
that peiyi was clinging onto the wall for her life and pretending to float to look pro.
and giving me lousy lectures on doctor stuff. number 58.
HAHAHAha..ha?
and li wen says i swim freestyle the FLOUNDERING way.
and i cant float on my back withiut drowning therefore i am a loser (:
and her goggles has degree whilst mine doesnt.
pooh pooh. and its so cool and sinister looking haha.
was pouring like mad
and lousy pizza hut made us wait so long and charge us exhorbitant gst some more.
PANG SAI.
and we ran around like soaked assholes thanks to smarty den who led us the wrong way and i was hopping everywhere coz muddy lumpy water is gross.
gosh.
and i am bored.
and i dun wanna go to school.
and that stupid quashed ant in my screen is irritating the daylights outta me.
ARGH.
and i miss my cousins a lot.
funny.
I MISS YOU BAKAS YOU LOUSY LOT ((:

COUNTRY ROAD1/01/2006 12:22:00 AM

Saturday, November 19, 2005

back and BURNT
sis: you look like a suckling pig. HAHA.
me: whoa. thanks. show some sympathy, will ya?
sis: ok. POOR SUCKLING PIG. HAHAHAHAHAH.
show her some sense, the freak.

shopped like anything yesterday.
got my bag for 10.
got the racer for 10-HIGH 5 MICH!
dunno where the rest of the money went too but we cheated pizza hut of a few bucks. BWAHAHAHAH.
YOU SHOULD SEE THE DAMN BLUR NEWBIE WORKING THERE.
HAHAHAHAHA.
and we tried on like a hundred clothes.
OWOWOWOWOWOWOW.
PAIN. CARRIED MY MISERABLE TOTE LIKE A HAND BAG COZ APPARENTLY I WASNT AS SMART AS MICH AND GAIL WHO WORE EXTRA PADDING(jackets)
but they were melting niway. nyah x)
WHICH OBVIOUSLY FAILED MISERABLE SINCE IT FLOPPED EVERYWHERE.
and glo bought a cool blue top for 5!!! aiiii! cheap!
and li wen whined
and whined
and whined
shrugs
what's new? hoho. (she pointed out weird floaties in the extremely suspicious-looking vegetable summer soup anyway. pointers for that)
then li wen and glo had to leave.
then gail became a signpost for a while when everyone decided to get lost.
then headed to bugis.
WHERE DEN FINALLY GOT A BAG! CLAPS!
orchard was supposedly next. so we decided to be smart and take the train to marina bay.
then we walked quite aimlessly.
famous amos are good btw (:
and damn the shoes. i cant find decent looking ones at DECENT ENOUGH prices.
but ohwells.
it was FRUITFUL.
YAY.
WE NEED TO DO IT AGAIN SOMETIME.
AFTER I ROB A BANK.

and i dun wanna go s1 man. its gonna be soo strange.
plus the hools there are quite scary.
oh man.
i'm gonna miss everyone.
and i wanna go on a rampage and kill the freaks who gave us so much homework.
THEY DONT EVEN MARK IT SO WHATS THE POINTS.
EARLY DIE MAN!
(zhao si nan-direct translation of the ever famous jane dictionary)

COUNTRY ROAD11/19/2005 08:05:00 PM

Monday, November 07, 2005

KOTA TINGGI TOMORROW
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
CANT WAIT CANT WAIT CANT WAIT
AND MAO MAO BOUGHT HER BAG-FINALLY
YAAAAAAY

i am becoming a fat senile sedentary cow.
i've got flab hanging all over me.
and i am still a pricey oil barrel.
i need to exercise BIG TIME.

and i've got like a million bags to lug to m'sia tml
and they are heavy
and big
bigger than me
and shucks, i look as ridiculous as a stick carrying a lion.
nvm
i shall go laugh at li wen tmr
i think her plight's like way worse than mine.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

wadeva
but i'm so excited
it's gonna be fun
it's gonna be cool!
YAY x)

COUNTRY ROAD11/07/2005 09:19:00 PM

Sunday, October 23, 2005

OH YABOOH
I HAVE THE FLU
I SNEEZE
ACHOO
hahahaha, isnt that cool? my very own poem!
and its way better than peiyi's look everywhere one. HAHA.
this is called optimism
coz i'm miserable. i am sick. therefore i am not happy. GEDDIT?
my freaking nose won't stop running and blocking.
my eyes cant stop tearing.
my throat is all scratchy and yucky.
eeyer.
and i am still short of like 2 million bucks for plastic surgery.
so yeah. be nice and gimme your money.
oh booh.
and the darn innovation crap tomorrow.
i shall drag myself to school tomorrow and be terribly grouchy.
and this is a dumb post and i am feeling dumb.
crap.
i shall sneeze until my bones break and i twist my neck and i droown the whole world in my spit.
DAMN THE PIMPLES.
oh dang, i will solemnly swear to cut off swearing and whining.
haha.
THIS IS A DIRECT POLITICAL CHALLENGE TO YOU MISSUS (:

COUNTRY ROAD10/23/2005 10:51:00 PM

Friday, October 21, 2005

HAHAHAHAHAHA
RESULTS ARE OUT
HAHAHAHAHA
like shit.
dang man, its like so lousy
and i dun ever want to change classes
really
its like starting all over again
and its worse when all your bestest friends that you've known for like damn long are like gone
eeyer.
my grades are crapp. yeah, gosh, ever since last year its always been so crapp.
what's wrong man.
oh baaaaaaaah.
to hell with grades.

ONE MORE WEEK!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
WORSE THAN HELL.
THERE IS SO MUCH TO DO.
like the farewell gifts. dang. still stuck.
and i want to go out with everybody and do stuff with the bakas (:
i mean, like before we 'disperse' and stuff and stop keeping in touch
it's gonna turn out this way somehow or another
it always does when we are not in the same class anymore
sad ):
ohwells, THAT LIKE SUCKS
well
perk up, woman, 7 more days
use it before its gone
and i shall get down to serious business
no more xuan xuan. HAHAHA. LETS ROAST SOME CHICKEN, LILY.
AND WE WERE PART OF MICH'S VIDEO!
we were the calafares. HAHA. DARN FUNNY.
AND WE DID OUR MTV. TAKE ME OUT MICHELLE. HOOO!
AND YESSSSSS! DENISE AND MICH CAN GO TO KOTA TINGGI WITH US! WOOHOO!
AND I WANNA WEAR THE BAKA TEE. YAY.

pimple outbreak man. and my nose is peeling. DAMN. i will always look so freakish. yeah.
my ass of a face is so, so assy. hah, i want plastic surgery.

i guess that's that. and yeah, i reckon i'd settle for double science.
i mean.
i'm actually shocked my mum didn't kill me for not going to combined stream.
she thinks i'll go hang myself or something like that. like i dare.
argh.
and pretear is freaking sweet and i miss a lot of things now. hohohoohoho.
and i have to start working on my resolutions. HAHA. LAST YEARS'.

heyheyhey.
easy, woman.
i didn't mean it that way so chill out kay.
i really really was not dissing you or anything.
i guess it was coz i was like mad about some stuff and things aren't going well for me either.
i'm sorry okay, i never meant it.
SORRY DARLING.
I WILL NEVER HATE YOU
I'M SORRY AND THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN ):
okay?
i'm really sorry if i ever hurt your feelings.
this is dumb. i am dumb. and crappy and shitty and stupid and lousy and idiotic and freakish.
i will never never pull anyone into personal stuff.
i will not hate anyone else and be mean.
i will not throw away friendship for some lou yah stuff.
yepp. and why's that?

coz i absolutely refuse.
(HAHA PARDON ME SU DONG)

COUNTRY ROAD10/21/2005 06:03:00 PM